Monday, July 18, 2005

Why pizza and dogs just don't mix...

...well, here we are again... finals week. Blah! For some weird reason monday has become my day off rather than sunday, so I've not even yet begun my school-work for this week. I'm not sure what the final is for my computer class, probably writing some simple code (we've been working with C the last two weeks). I do know what the final is for my business class, and I'm not looking forward to it at all.

...road-tripped with Graeye to go visit Kylara. It wasn't all I'd hoped it would be, but when I got there I was too tired to do aught else but pass out after eating pizza, and the morning brought a sick kid and a dog rotting from the inside out (at least that's what it smelled like). On the plus side, at least I got to give K hugs and be told that I was silly by Jared. The kids were pretty well behaved, at least while they were within sight (and what more can you ask for?). Despite meeting me and Graeye, the kids were not bashful about our presence, and did not let it interfere with their daily romp through the house naked as the day they were born. Ah, the joys of kids. The cats mostly ignored us, and the dog... well, the dog waged chemical warfare but more on that in a second. We're all going to the zoo Thursday, maybe the kids will keep their clothes on for that LOL.

...now... about the dog. After sampling, rather unwillingly, the oderiferous emanations clouding the atmosphere this morning, I can say first hand and with expert opinion that dogs and pizza do not mix. For those of you familiar with the movie Labrynth, should there have been a Smell-O-Vision version of the film, during the Bog of Eternal Stench scenes you would have sampled the same blasphemous belchings I delt with this morning. I cannot begin to find the words to describe it, so instead I'll simply advise that you avoid giving pizza to your dogs. Just... trust me on this one.

...what a weekend. Hope yours was as eventful as mine.

2 comments:

Kylara said...

I figured out it wasn't the pizza it was the Couscous from the day before!! Don't ask how I know just trust me...

See you thurs
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starroge said...

I don't even know what that is, but I'll take your word for it. I knew there was a reason I didn't give my dog human food ever. Hope the kiddo is feeling better.