Sorry for all the pic links being broken, my website finally went offline after several years because I couldn't afford it at the moment. It will be back, if for no other reason than to provide convenient webspace, but probably not with the old domain name. I may get around to fixing the links, depends how bored I get and if I remember this site tomorrow.
That said, here's some crap personality test stuff I did because I was... you guessed it, bored!
| Global Personality Test Results |
| Stability (60%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness (40%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion (26%) low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive. |
personality tests by similarminds.com
This one, the medium length test, says I'm stable which is handy. Unfortunately it also says that I'm disorganized (gasp) and have no real interest in what you readers might think (shocked). Oh wait, make that (/shocked).
The longer test says all sorts of interesting things about me:
| Advanced Global Personality Test Results
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personality tests by similarminds.com
There are too many categories for me to comment on them all, but here's some highlights...
Stability: 66% - Have you ever wished you were crazy, just so you'd know that the feelings you were having weren't considered normal? Damn it sucks that this is how I'm SUPPOSED to feel! It's not fair, or something.
Interdependence: 63% - "WTF does that even mean?" I ask the friendly folks at similarminds, and this is what they have to say: "good at taking advice, prefers to do things with others, easy to get to know, expressive about feelings, likes to be part of a group, learns better with others, trusting, positive, content, tends to be traditional." Hrm, I'm not sure what I think about that.
Intellectual: 63% - I'm insulted it's not higher.
Hedonism: 83% - W00, look at me go! Unfortunately, the vast majority of traits this test applies to hedonism don't apply to me at all, but here's the list:
"Willing to break the law if the monetary benefit is great enough" - Isn't everyone?
"Likes tattoos" - Yeah, I guess that's true. They're cool, but I have none.
"Likes strip clubs" - Bzzt, wrong. Never even been to one.
"Prone to substance abuse" - Depends if nicotine counts. Haven't touched anything stronger in over a decade.
"Prone to shoplifting" - Bzzzt. Ratio isn't looking good here, Bob. Not since I was 10.
"Thinks marijuana should be legalized" - Well duh. It's stupid to prosecute people with such wild abandon for a relatively harmless substance. Look at what alcohol does to idiots at parties, let alone this society at large.
"Not opposed to breaking laws" - That one is dicey. I'm a lawbreaker, yes, but I'm really conservative most of the time.
"Promiscuous" - Couldn't be any more wrong here. I've had one sexual partner for every 10 years of my life.
"Prone to cheat in relationships" - Wrong again, something I've never done. I have, however, provoked someone else to cheat in their relationship. Wonder if that counts?
"Kinky" -
No comment."Likes to dress provocatively" - Maybe if I wasn't fat.
"Believes pleasure should play a central role in life" - Yeah, so?
"Can be crude" - Whoops, busted.
"Believes religion is foolish" - Hahaha, ok, got me on that one. All you Christian whack jobs should hurry up and build that spaceship the Scientologist whack jobs are talking about and go infect some other planet.
"Does not worry about consequences of actions" - To a degree, I'll call this one a draw.
"Addictive tendencies" - Hmm, the % right is inching back up.
"More a night person than a day person" - (insert vampire laugh)Muahahahaha!(/vampilaugh).
"Erotic" - Whoa, I never knew!
(austinpowers) Do I make you horny baby? (/austinpowers)"More likely to have been on anti-depressants" - I tried to get some, but didn't have the requisite patience to sit waiting for 2 hrs past my appointment time to try to explain things that don't make sense to me to some ass hat that I don't make sense to either.
"Gets attention through negative behavior" - Nope, I'm one of those scary quiet ones.
"Reckless with money" - Me = pwnt.
"Prone to nihilism" - God dammit, now I have to go look that up too.
"Self destructive" - Yep. Ok, I'm too lazy, someone tabulate an accuracy score hehe.
Materialism: 90% - Yep, guilty as charged. I want my phat lewt, and I want it now.
Conflict seeking: 70% - I don't agree with this one, it sounds too forceful. More like "conflict resolution seeking," in so far as I'm willing to argue about anything until it's settled in my mind; who cares when you think it's settled?
Need to dominate: 63% - Break out the ball gag!
Avoidant: 76% - Have you ever tried to dominate someone you're avoiding?
Wealth: 16% - Damn I'm broke.
Peter pan complex: 76% - Eh, I may have leaned on this one in the questions. The traits are way way off, even more so than with hedonism.
Physical fitness: 24% - W00, lazy and fat!
Ok, I'm done with silly tests for now. Do you feel enlightened? I sure do, but not as enlightened as I do after a good crap. At least these tests were free, and I could take them on my own time, rather than having to pay for them and wait for hours on end to get the pleasure of being underestimated and "categorized" by some underwhelmed government funded burnout. Can you tell I've a warm pulsing glow in my heart for the mental health care group? Or maybe that's just my ulcer acting up, I can never tell.
So, for those of you that forgot, I'm Starroge. I'm 30, I'm white, I'm smart, I'm fat, I'm lazy, and I'm angry a lot of the time. I'm also a full time college student, totally and completely broke, and close enough to graduating that I'm in that "what if" phase where every day I wonder if I did the right thing spending the last 3 years of my life pissing away money and time on a piece of paper that unlocks "opportunities" that were locked behind doors by people I don't want to work for or with in the first place. Ah well, it's just the pre-game jitters I suppose. I am anxious to get back to work at least, as it will mean an income of my own, the ability to tell my creditors to go fuck themselves with committing credit-score-suicide at the same time, a nice new car again, et al. I probably forgot to mention I'm clinically obese, a pack-a-day smoker (reformed from 3 packs a day only a year ago), a very, very occasional drinker, at risk for heart disease because I have high blood pressure, cholesterol, body fat, etc etc bla bla bla.
Except for the being smart thing, I AM AMERICA. There are something like a hundred million of me, most of them too dumb to know they shouldn't be happy with their pathetic puny lives. Do you feel safe yet? I sure don't.
